Saint or Villian

Let's just take a moment this holiday season if we really want Old Saint Nick breaking and entering our homes. There are just too many similarites between the jolly one and your average scallywag for my liking.

Pirates have a crew of sailors.
Santa has a work crew of elves.

Pirates say "Yo Ho Ho".
Santa says "Ho Ho Ho"

Pirates wear funny hats.
Santa wears a funny hat.

Pirates are never seen anymore.
Santa is never seen.

Pirates drink rum.
Santa smells of rum.

Pirates like to sing.
Santa likes to sing.

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