Ethan and Star Wars

10 things Ethan has wrong about Star Wars.

  1. Darth Vader is not Zurg from Toy Story 2.
  2. The Diaper Genie is not R2-D2 no matter how much you push it around the house going "bee-boop-bee-boop".
  3. Mommy is not the Princess and daddy is not Luke since they turn out to be brother and sister in the 3rd film.
  4. Jawas are not bad. They are simply filling a socioeconomic niche on Tatoonie.
  5. The Mos Eisley Cantina is not a scene from Monsters Inc.
  6. Chewbacca is a Wookie not a monkey.
  7. A Jedi Starfighter from episode 2 is not an Imperial Star Destroyer from Episode 4 and it is not Buzz Lightyear's ship.
  8. They are called Droids not robots.
  9. Jaba the Hunt is indeed bad but most definitively not a snake.
  10. Obi-Wan is a Jedi Knight not Samurai Jack.

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